Morning Laugh (Kinda Funny) ?!

Morning Laugh (Kinda Funny) ?

Good Morning Everyone,

Here is your morning joke. Hope you enjoy and have a wonder Friday the 13th. And a great weekend.

A man was unemployed and bored, so he decided to sunbathe in the nude. His penis got badly burned, due to the fact it had never before seen the sun.
His wife came home that night and they had sex. While his wife slept, he looked for relief from the sting. He went to the refrigerator to find something cold to put on his body and only found milk. He poured some in a glass and dipped his penis into it.

His wife came in, slapped the side of her head and marveled, "So that's how you load the thing!"

2 weeks ago
Sorry!! i'll rate the joke next time! this one is rated R. thx for the heads up on that.

first person to make me smile actualy laugh today....kudos 2 u!