Ha ha ha ha?!

Ha ha ha ha?

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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"What did one ghost say to another?""Do you believe in people?"
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My friend has a fine watch dog.At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .
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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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Yeah nice ones ,Loveedddd it even my mom was laughing