Worst joke of the week...?!
Question:
Worst joke of the week...?
But also the best...
Girl's on a witness stand, giving her testimony about being attacked on the street. She tell's the judge "He ran up behind me...He grabbed me and pulled me into the alley...And he ripped off my dress...I was almost naked...I don't even remember what happened next.."
The judge says "MAKE SOMETHING UP!! MAKE SOMETHING UP!!"
Answers:
That thumping noise under the bench wasn't his gavel either.