A man sits at a bar. "What'll you have?" asks the Bartender?!
Question:
A man sits at a bar. "What'll you have?" asks the Bartender?
"A Scotch please" he replies.
The Bartender hands him the drink and says "that'll be 3 quid please."
The man replies, "what are you talking about, I don't owe you anything for this." A Lawyer sitting nearby says "He's right you know, in the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of renumeration."
The bartender is seriously underwhelmed and says "finish your drink, and clear off."
The next day the man returns. "What the ******* are you doing back?" asks the bartender. "I can't believe you've got the nerve to show your face in here again."
The man replies, "What are you going on about? I've never been in this place before in my life!"
"I'm very sorry" says the bartender, "but the resemblance is uncanny. All I can say is, 'You must have a double.' "
"Thanks" he replies, "make that a Scotch."
Answers:
Ouch fancy getting caught out twice,..