SPANGLISH joke??!
Question:
SPANGLISH joke??
2 Cubans fly to Ny, they first want to sight see, so they go to Central Park….
“OYE Juan, look at this beautiful park, VAMOS A PREGUNTAR who made this park”
“scuzmi, sir, who did THIS PARQUE TAN GRANDE?”
“What’s the matter?” the man replies
“JUAN ZAMARA!!!, COSA MAS GRANDE”
They keep going and end up in front of the twin towers…
“COSA MAS GRANDE JOSE, look how big & tall this buildings are, let’s ask who build them”
“SCUZMI, SENOR, QUIEN HIZO ESTE EDIFICIO TAN GRANDE?”
“whats the matter?” she replied
“JUAN ZAMARA, OTRA VEZ !!! I can’t believe it”
They are tired by now and decide its time to go to the hotel, as they arrive, they see in the lobby a bunch of police officers & a dead body….
“SCUZMI POLICIA, who died?” Juan asks
“What’s the matter?”
“JUAN ZAMARA!!! I can’t believe it, he did EL PARQUET TAN GRANDE, he did the buildings TAN GRANDE, and now JUAN ZAMARA IS DEAD”
Let’s find out to who they left all his money, they both said at the same time…
SCUZMI POLICIA, A QUIEN LE DEJO TODO EL MONEY to Mr Juan ZAMARA?
“What did you say?”
“JUAN Y JOSE?!!?, SOMOS RICOS!!!!”
Answers:
muy comico porque muy listo. Me gusta comicos este no aburrido!