Nun & the Soldier?!

Nun & the Soldier?

An American soldier came running to a fork in the road and saw a nun
standing there. Out of breath he asked, 'Please Sister, may I hide under
your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later.'

The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came running
along and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's disappeared, the
soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you
enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq .'

The nun said, 'I think I can fully understand your fear.' The soldier
added, 'I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great
pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
a great pair of balls ... I don't want to go to Iraq either.'

2 weeks ago
I didn't write it, it came in my email that way.

HAHAHA
Very funny
didn't expect that