Old Indian Witch Doctor Squaw #1 (Shaggy Dog Story)?!


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Old Indian Witch Doctor Squaw #1 (Shaggy Dog Story)?

There was a lady who ran a small roadside tourist zoo along Route 66 in Texas. She had some farm animals, an old, staid lion, a couple of alligators and some weasels, but the stars of her zoo were these two dolphins she kept in a huge pool. One day, she noticed that her dolphins looked poorly and she began to worry. She tried everything she could think of to help them, but they just got worse and worse.
Finally, she went to an Old Indian Witch Doctor Squaw who lived nearby and was famous for her healing powers. The Old Indian Witch Doctor Squaw said that the zoo lady would have to find a very specific type of Mynah bird and feed two of them to each dolphin. After eating the Mynah birds, the dolphins would get better and, in fact, live forever. They would never die.
The problem was finding the Mynah birds. The zoo lady finally heard that there were four of these Mynah birds for sale at a pet store in Dallas, but they cost $5000 each.

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2 weeks ago
She didn't have the $20,000

2 weeks ago
So she decided to steal them. One night she went to the pet store, stole the Mynahs and returned to the tourist zoo. As she was tip-toeing towards the dolphins' pool, she tripped over the old, staid lion who let out a roar and brought the cops who arrested the zoo lady.
What did they arrest her for? Why for "transporting Mynahs over a staid lion for immortal porpoises!", of course!

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2 weeks ago
If you can't figure out the pun, I'll post it in a couple of days . . . :-)

2 weeks ago
Note: the pun comes from the Mann Act in the U.S. which forbids " carrying minors across a state line for immoral purposes" . . . :-)


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