Who can resist....?!
Question:
Who can resist....?
A pink and purple dancing monkey that says "HOLD MAH EARRINGS BETCH" whenever it feels threatened?
Answers:
I would sit on my lawn chair and when I felt threatened I would in bed myself in wet T shirts and grind my teeth several times. If that failed (and this works for most threats) I would gleam directly into the left eye of those approaching and CRUDELY swallow four handfuls of soggy milk toast!