Centipede joke?!
Question:
Centipede joke?
Bloke sees an advert in the pet shop. Talking centipede £5000.
He buys it takes it home in a small box and after about 30 minutes opens the box and askes if it would like to go for a pint.
The centipede doesn't answer
Raising his he repeats the question,still no reply,getting angry thinking he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of the box and says.
"I heard you that last time, I was putting my f*cking shoes on."
Answers:
He should have put the pint in the box, then he would have been legless and not needed the shoes....lol....