Sayings by actaul colonoscopie patients? to funny?!
Question:
Sayings by actaul colonoscopie patients? to funny?
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all.
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there?"
Answers:
Wow! That's a great list of colonquips!! My sister is a doctor and when she had her scope she said to the doctor, "Sorry I didn't get it too cleaned out up in there." LOL And he answered, "It's OK, it happens most of the time." I thought great! We're talking about poopchutes like we were discussing the kitchen sink !!