Joke: I was pulled over recently?!
Question:
Joke: I was pulled over recently?
I'm not a smoker. But my grandfather died and left me an old leather jacket and his old Zippo lighter. I have never really figured out how to refill a zippo but I felt that I should try out of honor and respect for Pappy. As I filled the lighter with fluid, I got the fluid all over my Pappy's old jacket and I needed to clean it so I didn't screw the top down all the way on the zippo.
I got in the car and started driving on my way to the cleaners. Completely forgetting that I had not screwed down the top completely on the zippo, I tried to light it.
It lit alright. It burst into flame catching my Pappy's coat on fire. I immediately rolled down the window and thrust my arm out of the window to blow out the flames. A state trooper saw what was happening and pulled me over.
And I got a ticket for waving an illegal fire arm.
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WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star for a lovely joke...