Joke for all you night owls :O)................?!
Question:
Joke for all you night owls :O)................?
Three men died and stood before god.
God asked the first if he had been faithfull to his wife.He admitted to two affairs during his marriage.
God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.
The second man admitted to one affair,and was given a midsize car.
The third man was asked the same question,and he said he had been faithfull to his wife throughout his marriage.
God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.
A week later in heaven the three guys met in a parking lot, the man driving the luxury car began to cry.
"Whats the matter?"
" I just passed my wife she was riding a bike!"
Answers:
Hahahahaha, thanks that one made it worth while staying awake, have a star.