Blonde Cowboy?!
Question:
Blonde Cowboy?
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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> As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"
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> The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
> We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did.
> Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.
> Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.
> Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy.. "
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> "And here I am."
Answers:
LMAO!! Very good!!