A Lifetime of s*x....JOKE......?!
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A Lifetime of s*x....JOKE......?
1)The first is smirf s*x; this happens during the honeymoon you keep doing it till your blue in the face.
2)The second is kitchen s*x. This is at the beginning of the marriage,you'll have s*x anywhere,anytime,even in the kitchen.
3)The third is bedroom s*x, you've calmed down a bit, maybe you have kids,so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4)The fourth is hallway s*x,this is when you pass eachother in the hallway and say;"f*ck you!"
5)The fifth kind of s*x is courtroom s*x. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front everyone in the courtroom.
An oldie i know but still brings a laugh! :o)
Answers:
That is very very true