These are for the gals out there?!

These are for the gals out there?

A heart is not a play thing. A heart is not a toy But if you want it broken Just give it to a boy
Boys are dumb, throw rocks at them.
Boys are like a box of chocolates...You never know which one has nuts
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped
Boys are not pigs. Pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.
Boys aren't stupid, girls are just smarter.
Boys suck...especially on days that end with a "y"
Busy beautifing myself, it's a girl thing.
Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that'll make you smile
Don't call me princess, don't call me queen, just call me the cutest thing you've ever seen.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Don't talk about yourself all the time because we do that when you're gone.

2 weeks ago
Girls are cute. Guys are not. Girls are sweet. Guys just rot.
Girls are like butterflies they?re pretty to see and hard to catch.
Girls are like phones, they liked to be held, and talked to but if you push the wrong button you will get disconnected.
Girls are so cool, that's why when boys look at us they drool.
Girls aren't easily amused, that's why I can't sit in front of my computer all day.
Girls know everything, boys just don't know it yet.
Girls rule while boys drool!
Girls were born so boys wouldn't get lonely

2 weeks ago
He broke my heart so I broke his jaw.
How pumpkins are like boys; their heads are empty, their brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny.
I am made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
I don't need to wear make-up because I have natural beauty.
I don't need your attitude... I've got my own.
I hate thongs, I mean come on, who needs to floss their ***?
I know I'm beautiful but I still need my make-up.
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the rest of the guys, take a number and wait in line!

2 weeks ago
I'm a girl and I bite so don't bother me.
I'm doing my make-up, I'll be back in a few hours.
I'm not a complicated woman; I'm just good at complicating things.
I'm sugar and spice and everything nice. You wanna mess with me? Well you best think twice!
I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike nintendo, I never get played
If you think girls are all for clothes make-up, jewelry and boys, then you're right.
If you think I'm hot leave a message.
It's a girls world, guys just live in it.
It's that time of the month and going online would be the last place i'd want to be right now so if you don't have to worry about maxipads and underwire...... GO TO HELL!
Men have feelings too but who really Cares!?
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
Much money...good boy, no money...good bye
My nails are drying so I can't type right now.

2 weeks ago
Never call a boy a pig; you might insult the pig!
Real men do laundry. Too bad I haven't found one yet.
The only boy who deserves you is the on who thinks he doesn't.
There once was a boy who wanted to be really smart. So that night he wished upon a star and in the morning he was a girl.
Wait for the boy who will drop everything for you at any time of the day just to see you. Wait for the boy that will make an ordinary moment seem magical. Wait for the boy that you can't help but smile when you see, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. Wait for the boy who will be your best friend. the one who wants to show you off to the world even in your sweats with no make up...but most of all, wait for the boy who will put you in the center of the universe, because he is obviously the center of yours
Waiting for the right guy, meanwhile having fun with all the wrong ones.
When God made girls He was so proud. When God made boys He was so upset. When God made me He was just showing

2 weeks ago
When God made girls He was so proud. When God made boys He was so upset. When God made me He was just showing off!

2 weeks ago
Go to hell angelflyboy86

You have got to be a young adolescent.
Cool though. All the best. Nice to see you have some confidence