More courtship?!
Question:
More courtship?
The young man was having his first sexual experience, a quickie on the back seat of his car. After he'd finished he said 'if l'd have known you were a virgin l'd have taken more time'
'if l knew you had more time', she replied 'l would have taken off my panty-hose'.
How do you stop a woman giving you head?
marry her
They were making love in the park. the session was getting pretty heavy. he was giving her oral sex. he looked up and said, 'gee l wish l had a torch.'
'so do l' she replied, 'you've been eating grass for the last 10mins.'
The young man was so nervous when he approached his highly-formal prospective father-in-law thathe blurted out the words;
'I am asking for your daughters hole in handy matrimony'.
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That was very funny!