Joke for all the ladies who've ever had their backside made fun of and for men w!
Question:
Joke for all the ladies who've ever had their backside made fun of and for men who've made fun of them.
A wife is cleaning the stove, she's working on the inside of the oven with the upper half of her body inside the stove and her backside sticking up when her husband comes into the kitchen for a drink.
He stands and looks at her for a minute, then says "Your *** is getting as big as a combine!"
She's obviously ticked but decides that he'd not going to ruin her day so she ignores him.
That night in bed, he turns to her and gets a little frisky, he wants some action.
She turns to him "If you think I'm going to start up this $200,000 dollar machine to do one measly cob of corn, you're sadly mistaken!"
(star for a smile:)
Answers:
hehe I'll have to remember that! *STAR*