Two young boys are sitting together in their room, one is 6 and one is 9, the ol!
Question:
Two young boys are sitting together in their room, one is 6 and one is 9, the older one says...?
"Let's start swearing today!"
"Yeah!" says the younger one.
So they go downstairs for breakfast and their Mum says to the older child.
"What would you like for breakfast?"
The older child replies "I want some b****** cornflakes!"
The Mother is furious and shocked at this language and smacks the child round the head and sends him upstairs, crying. Eventually she calms down and asks the younger child.
"So what would you like dear?"
The child thinks for a minute and replies
"Well I ain't having the f****** cornflakes, that's for sure!"
Answers:
...and then the mother says
"not this f***ing joke again, youve told me it a thousand times this week already"