Good lawyer joke....?!
Question:
Good lawyer joke....?
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8 a pound and another sign that says Paramedic brains $12 a pound, Nurse brains $30 a pound, Truck Driver brains $40 a pound, and Lawyer brains $90 a pound.
So he asks the man behind the cash register, "How come the doctor brains are only worth $8, yet the lawyer brains are worth $90?"
The man replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?"
Answers:
very funnny