Hello Jokers, I'm back with another one or two................?!

Hello Jokers, I'm back with another one or two................?

1. A blonde and a guy were getting touchy feelly. The guy said, let me stick my finger in your belly button. The blonde giggles, ok. All of a sudden she says, wait that's not my belly button. He says, it's ok, that's not my finger.

2. Three men are lost in an uncivilized forrest. 1 man is a missionary, 2nd man is a guide, 3rd man is a survivalist. As, they desperately try to figure which way to go, they are captured by a cannibalistic tribe. They are brought before the tribe's chief tied to poles. The chief noticed that the 3 were there for a good cause said, I will give you choice, Death or OogaBoogaBooga. The guide said, not sure what OogaBoogaBooga is, I will chose it over death. The whole tribe cuts him lose and bends him over a log and butt rapes him, then lets him go. The survivalist says, I'm not into that but, I'll take it over death. He too was butt raped and let go. The missionary says my religon prevents me from chosing OogaBoogaBooga, I must chose death. The Chief pauses

2 weeks ago
and says.......Death by OogaBoogaBooga!

2 weeks ago
Hey scoobyd3, not an insult to anyone, just got done asking questions on the religon question section, just happy to be back.
I hope I don't go to hell for my questions overthere.

lolz i liked the blonde joke................i would'nt mind sum right now.....lolz......*LUVS*