For those who havn't heard this one b4.... Phil was having a beer with his mate !


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For those who havn't heard this one b4.... Phil was having a beer with his mate Jim in the club when smbdy

yelled out 'twenty-one'. It was followed by a massed howl of laughter. A few minutes later, sm1 else yelled out 'thirty-four' and another roar of laughtr arose.
'Why is every1 laughing at the numbers being called out?' Phil asked Jim.
'Well,' Jim explained, 'We've been telling the same jokes for so many years that we just numbered them all.. if you want to tell a joke, u just call out a numbr.'
Phil nodded and said, 'I'm going to give it a try! Four hundred and ninety-six!'
This time the entire club vibrated with a roar of laughter that did not die down for at least 15 minutes.
'Why did every1 laugh so hard at that joke?' Phil asked.
His friend said with a small chuckle, 'We havn't heard that one before.'


Answers:

Glad to hear that joke I wrote( number 496) was such a hit.
Don't mean to crack you up, but what do you think of my 499?


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