Funny joke?!
Question:
Funny joke?
let me know if u think its funny or not.
Q:What's the last thing a hillbilly says before he dies?
A:Hey y'all watch this! (in a really country accent)
Q:What's the last thing he hears?
A:Yer doin it, yer doin it! (also in a really counrty accent)
Answers:
lol thats a good one wat about this one
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you F$$K off, I'm trying to take a sh$t"!
p.s. i need 10 points!