From around the world?!
Question:
From around the world?
An irish girl was stopped for speeding and taken to the police station. the policeman stood up and unzipped his fly and the girl called out, Oh no , not the breathalizer test.
Why did saddam hussein have in common with little miss muffett?
they both had curds in the way
Why is the mexican olympic team so lousy?
because antone who can run, jump, or swim is in the united states by now
A scotsman had a medical and was told he had sugar in his urine. so he went home and pissed on his cornflakes
How do you identify the clans in scotland?
lift the kilt and if hes got a quarter-pounder, hes a macdonald
Whats the difference between a scotsman and a canoe?
a canoe sometimes tips
Why do the irish call their currency the punt?
because it ryhmes with bank manager
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ha ha I am Scottish they are brilliant!!