How to capture a gorilla?!


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How to capture a gorilla?

A man walked out of his house one fine Spring morning and glanced up in his tree. He couldn’t believe his eyes. There, half way up the tree on a large branch, sat a gorilla! He almost crapped his pants.
He ran straight back into his house and fumbled frantically through the phone book. He finally located a number for pest control and dialed in a dither.
“You ain’t going to believe this but there’s a gorilla in my tree,” he shouted at the pest control operator. “You’ve got to help me get it out,” he yelled into the phone.
“Take it easy, take it easy,” said the voice on the other end of the phone. “We have a man over here that specializes in gorilla capture. We’ll send him right over.”
The animal control officer arrived in a cargo van. As he approached the house, the homeowner could see that he was carrying a baseball bat, a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and was followed by a large German Shepherd dog.
The home owner stepped out on his front porch as the officer approached. The officer quickly outlined his plan for capture.
“Here’s what we do,” he said, handing the home owner the handcuffs and shotgun. ‘”I’m going to climb up in the tree and knock the gorilla in the head with this baseball bat. When he falls to the ground, this here dog (pointing to the German Shepherd) is trained to go for his crotch. When the gorilla tries to protect his groin like so (he crossed his wrists in front of his crotch, bending slightly at the knees), you slap the cuffs on him and we got ‘im.”
“Sounds like a pretty good plan,” responded the home owner.
As the officer walked toward the tree, the handcuffer yelled after him, “Hey, what’s the shotgun for?”
The batsman turned and said, “Oh, I almost forgot. In case the gorilla knocks me out of the tree, you make sure you shoot that damn dog!”


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