At the beach?!
Question:
At the beach?
A young boy and his mom are at the beach. The boy is digging in the sand, making a sand castle, when suddenly a huge wave sweeps him out to sea.
Instantly the lifeguard springs into action. He races to the water, swims out to the boy, and drags him back to shore. Laying the lifeless body on the sand the lifeguard applies CPR until the boy sputters back to life.
He carries the boy back to his mother, saying, "Here's your son, as good as new."
"Oh, really?" says mom, "He had a hat."
Answers:
That mom is one ungrateful *****.