We all love little Johnny?!
Question:
We all love little Johnny?
Little johnny's parrot had just fallen off its perch and died. It was lying on its back on the botom of the cage, its legs pointing upwards. Johnny asked his father. "Dad, when birds die, why do their feet always point upwards?"
"Well, Johnny, they do that so god can reach down, take them by the claws and pull them up to heaven."
Next day when dad got home from work. Johnny rushed over to him and said, "gee dad, we nearly lost mum today."
"What do you mean?" queried his father.
"Well, l heard noises upstairs so l rushed up to see what was happening. There was mum lying on the bed with her legs straight up and she was yelling, "God, l'm coming" if it hahn't been for the gardener holding her down. we'd have lost her for sure.
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ha funny.......