"Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three?!

"Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three?

women eating bananas on a park bench.
"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked. "No", Holmes replied,
"I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just
passed."

"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding
it one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly
break the fruit into small pieces."

"The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with both hands and
crammed the whole thing into her mouth."

"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third
was a newlywed?"

"Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it
with the other."

You is a bad bad boy, yessir.

But heaps of fun.