The Horth Withperer?!

The Horth Withperer?

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him? He replies, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or a female horse.
"A female horth," the midget replies. So the rancher shows him one of his prized fillies.
"Nith looking horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks the midget up and he gives the horse's eyes the onceover.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, now can I thee her mouf?" The rancher is getting pretty ticked off at this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, now can I see her twat?" Well, mad as hell at this point, the rancher grabs the midget under the arms and rams his head as far as he can up the horse's requested part, pulls him out and drops him.

2 weeks ago
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

haha oh my god so funny