The night shift?!
Question:
The night shift?
There's nothing ever stranger
Than someone strange you know.
No matter how they try to act
It's always going to show.
But the strangest man i ever met,
The strangest one by far
He frightened all the locals
And kept dead things in a jar.
He skulked around the graveyards
Until he was arrested.
"I've got myself an evening job,"
Was what the man protested.
"And if you think i'm kidding you
I think that you should check.
i dig up ash for cannibals
to sell as Ready Brek."
Answers:
I like this ru a poet?