Don't know if this works without the visuals but let's try it anyway.?!
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Don't know if this works without the visuals but let's try it anyway.?
A Marine on the fence line in Cuba is bored and wants to know about his "mirror". He gets his attention and uses signals to find out what his military occupation is. First he asks if the guy is a paratrooper by lifting his arm up high and arcing it down. No response. He mimes walking to ask are you infantry? No response. He then swings both arms back and forth at his sides, miming loading a cannon, to ask if he is in artillary. Again no responce. Next he mimes using binoculars to ask if he's in surveylance. At that moment the Cuban shoots the Marine dead on the spot.
When being questioned, the Cuban told his superiors that the crazy Marine told him that when the sun went down he was going to walk over there and fornicate him until his eyes popped out! He had no choice but to shoot the crazy guy.
This joke was told me by my basic training chaplain. Except that he didn't use the word fornicate, he used the more popular wording.
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I liked it... :) lol