Short but sweet?!
Question:
Short but sweet?
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.
What do you call a woman who can suck an orange through a hose pipe?
Darling!
What do women and cow pats have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What's the difference between a dog scratching the door and a woman scratching the door?
When you let the dog in, it will stop whining.
Answers:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick