Very important questions to ask!?!


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Very important questions to ask!?

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood
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>>1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>>Unique Up On It.
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>>2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>>Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
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>>3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
>>They Take The Psycho Path
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>>4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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>>5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>>Dam!
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>>6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
>>Polaroids
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>>7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>>A Stick
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>>8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Your s?
>>Nacho Cheese.
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>>9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>>Subordinate Clauses.
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>>10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>>Quattro Sinko..
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>>11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>>Spoiled Milk.
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>>12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>>Frostbite.
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>>13.! What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>>A Nervous Wreck.
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>>14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>>Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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>>15. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>>Sanka.
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>>16. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
>>The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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>>17. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>>Because They Wore Their Be lt Buckle On Their Hat.
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>>18. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
>>A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>>A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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>>19. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
>>Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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