Suggested Alternative Ending?!
Question:
Suggested Alternative Ending?
Just something I heard.
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A man and his nagging wife go to the Holy Lands. His wife dies during their time there. A worker comes up to the man and tells him, "She can be buried here for $1000 or shipped back to your country for $5000."
He replied, "I'll have her shipped back."
"Why? It's cheaper to have her here."
He then replied, "The last person who was buried here came back to life........
............................ I cannot take that chance.
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I didn't think of this, just heard it. Think of an alternative ending for it, so it might be funnier.
Answers:
the last person that was buried here came back to life....and i dont wan't her nagging me for spending her money so she can be buried in holy ****. get it? they use manure to fertilize dirt!!!