Star If You Laugh #6 (Gross)?!

Star If You Laugh #6 (Gross)?

A guy was at work all day when is coworkers asked him to go to happy hour afterwards. "I don't know, I don't think my wife would like that." His coworker goes "Quit being such a pu$$ and come have some beers with us." So eventually they talk him into it, and then while at the bar he has a few beers. A few beers turn into many, and before he knows it he's hammered and it's past midnight. "Crap, my wife is going to kill me" so he calls a cab to get home as quickly as possible. He quietly sneaks into his home, up the stairs, and into his bedroom where his wife is sound asleep. He thinks to himself "I know! I'll pleasure her so that she won't be as mad at me in the morning." So he sneaks under the blanket and starts satisfying her with his tongue, and she's moaning and groaning, when he thinks she's had enough he goes downstairs to watch some TV. But as he turns on the light, he sees his wife passed out on the couch. Freaking out, he yells to her "What the hell are you doing down here?"

2 weeks ago
Startled, she wakes up, looks up at her husband, and goes "Shhhhhhh, quiet!!! You'll wake your mother!"

2 weeks ago
Holy Crap!!! A laugh from Lizzy??? Yowza

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