Quickies (if these don't bring a chuckle nothing will)?!
Question:
Quickies (if these don't bring a chuckle nothing will)?
Two condoms were walking down the street when the came to a gay bar.
one condom said to the other. 'What do you say we go in and get ****-faced tonight
did you hear about the giant who had diarrhoea?
you didn't, its all over town
a jelly-baby went to the doctor. after examining him the doctor said, you've picked up a sexually transmitted disease.'
is that it'
you dont sound very suprised jelly baby
l'm not, l've been sleeping with allsorts
whats a shiatsu?
a zoo with no animals
what does the label on an essex girl's panties say?
next
what do you call three mancunians in a filing cabinet?
sorted
whats the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
about 3.3lbs including the urn
whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
outlaws are wanted
whats a rednecks idea of foreplay?
are you awake yet sis?
2 weeks ago
cheers peeps makes it all worth-while
Answers:
**** they were funny. LOVE THE JELLY BABY ONE ............