Star if you want to.. :)?!

Star if you want to.. :)?

a doctor was interviewing 3 mental patients if they are ok to be released. he was testing their mental abilities by asking math questions, he asked the first one "3 x 3?" the first one said "duck!", the doctor recorded that he was still mentally ill, he moved on to the 2nd one, and asked the same question, to which the 2nd one replied "kite!", and again the doctor recorded it, then he came to the last one, and asked the same question, the last one replied "nine", the doc was impressed, and sent out a release form immediately.

as he was helping the patient carry his stuff out of the gate, he was just curious about how the patient got the right answer...so he asked. the patient laughed and said "that was an easy one doc,i added the duck and the kite!"

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a mental patient was lying in the bed and singing, and a nurse was beside him. after a couple of minutes he turned around lying flat on his chest and continued singing. the nurse got confused, and asked

2 weeks ago
"why did you turned around?"
the patient replied "side A is done,so i turned to side B" (a tape, get it?)

2 weeks ago
disregard the second one, i didnt translate it in english a funny way..sorry..it sounded so funny in our language :)

I liked the first one better :)