Can anyone explain this joke?!
Question:
Can anyone explain this joke?
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you idiot?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"
Answers:
Tthe woman was so nasty that he was insulting her in a passive aggressive style. IE: the children even if appearing different had to be twins because who on earth would shag her nasty self more than once.