Mistaken Identity?!


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Mistaken Identity?

There once was an older lady who fell ill and was taken to the Hospital. While in the Hospital the lady died and was on her
way to Heaven when she met St Peter.
She asked St Peter if she was going to Heaven.
St Peter replied not yet, you still have a long life ahead of
you. You must go back.

The lady got better and was released from the Hospital.
Days later she decided to get a tummy tuck,a face lift,
and had her breasts enlarged. She went to a tanning
booth and got a great tan, and looked ten years younger.

On her way home from a tanning session she was struck
by a car and killed.

On her way to Heaven she met St Peter again.
She said what happened, you told me i had years to go.

St Peter looked at her said, "I didn`t recognize you"


Answers:

heard this before but it's still funny!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!:)
i'll make this shorter. i wnt to send it thru sms:)


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