Hows this one?!
Question:
Hows this one?
This old couple is laying in bed, all of a sudden the husband cuts one. "What the hell was that?" the wife asks. He replies, "Touchdown, 7 points." The wife soon lets one go. "What in the world?" He asks. "Touchdown, Tie game." She replies. Not to be outdone he startes to build up a real good one, all of a sudden she hears this horrific sound. "What in the hell??" She asks. He replies, "Half time, switch sides."
Additional Details2 weeks ago
For the ones that didn't get it. He crapped all over his side of the bed.
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Funny, I laughed and think I had an accident ! Field goal!