Test to see how dumb you are!?!

Test to see how dumb you are!?

18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

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[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ]You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[ ] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.

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2 weeks ago
sorry but the the box thing ur meant to write in didn't fit everything n ur ment to copy the whole thing and show everyone

Gee, I must be the dumb genius! While walking down the street, I thought of something funny, laughed and the gum fell out from my mouth. I wasn't looking where I was going and ran into a tree and ended up licking my elbow!

Hey- I walked through the screen door and strained myself.

Oh, I've tried jumping into a moving vehicle! How many points do I get for that?