A series of sardar jokes !!!! i recd in e/m .......thought would share them with!


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A series of sardar jokes !!!! i recd in e/m .......thought would share them with u !Have a good laugh !?

I'm sure u might have heard them before, but have a good laugh nevertheless !!!!
Here goes .........

>>Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully
in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he wasDriving..

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2 weeks ago
junsumoney ... i'm sending u an e/m abt yr query !!!

2 weeks ago
gangrekalvek & m, ..... goood ones ,,,,, keep going !!!!


Answers:

good ones indeed!!

Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".



Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."


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