Does anyone know any Limericks? Or any little poems or jokes that they want to t!
Question:
Does anyone know any Limericks? Or any little poems or jokes that they want to tell us?
Here's my starter:
There was a young man of Kent.
Whose Willy was awfully bent.
To save himself trouble.
He put it in double.
And instead of COMING,
He WENT !
2 weeks ago
Oh! Lovely selection. Thank you so much .
Here's another:
There was a young man of Devizes.
Whose balls were of different sizes.
The left one was small.
And no use at all.
But the other won several prizes!
Answers:
There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who went for a *hit in the gutter,
The tropical sun, shone down on his bum,
And turned his b*lls to butter.