Church Painter (you might have to say the end out loud to get it)?!
Question:
Church Painter (you might have to say the end out loud to get it)?
a man was asked to paint the steeple of a church. this steeple was very large so to save money he thinned down the paint. once he was finished and was looking at his work, a single cloud came over the church and it began to rain. the rain washed off all the paint, and a voice from heaven said "repaint, and thin no more"
Answers:
I know God personally and He doesn't have a lisp.