Do you like my joke? it's about a dog?!


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Do you like my joke? it's about a dog?

A guy goes to the vet carrying his favorite dog who's been killed by a lorry. The vet takes one look at the dog and says " sorry mate, your dog's dead"
The guy demands a second opinion. So the vet opens a small cage in the corner of the surgery and lifts out a ginger cat. He places the cat next to the dead dog, the cat walks up and down and sniffs the body, looks up at the vet and shakes its head. "See" says the vet, "even my cat thinks your dog is dead"
Fighting back the tears, the guy asks for one last opinion. The vet whistles nd in comes a Labrador dog. The labrador puts it's paws up on the table, sniffs the dead dog, looks up at the vet, shakes its head and gives a little wimper. The vet says "Sorry, even my faithful old labrador can tell your dog is dead"
The guy realises that there's no hope asks for the bill. He reads it and exclaims "850 pounds! 850 quid just to tell me my dog's dead! daylight robbery" the vet says i'm sorry sir but a cat scan and a lab report isnt chea


Answers:

hahahahahahaaa nice one honey


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