A fat Irish man goes to the doctor and says can you help me lose weight?!
Question:
A fat Irish man goes to the doctor and says can you help me lose weight?
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." says the doc
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From the hunger, you mean?"
"No, from the flipping skippin", the Irishman said.
Answers:
hahaha that was funny, i gave you a star