Barber shop?!
Question:
Barber shop?
Guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About two hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About three hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically,
and the barber says, "Bill, where does he go when he leaves here?"
Bill, tears in his eyes, looks up and says, "Your house!"
Answers:
that's freaking hilarious! i love that!