Nursing Home?!

Nursing Home?

There was an old man in a nursing home who always fell out of his wheelchair.
Finally, the nurses decided to do something about it, so they appointed a nurse to watch him all the time.
He started to lean foward so the nurse stuck a pillow in front of him. Then he started to lean backward so she stuck a pillow behind him. Then he started to lean to the left so she stuck a pillow to the left of him. Then he leaned to the right and she stuck a pillow to the right of him.
Later on that day, his son came to visit him.

''Dad, why do you have all those pillows around you''?

''Well, the nurses around here won't let me fart!"

heheheh Nice one. here's a star. I really enjoyed it. LOL

Here's a joke:

Love With Teacher

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.

"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.

Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"

"With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently, "don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber for that all nights!"