Dealing with hecklers?!


Question:

Dealing with hecklers?

I have just started as a stand up comic, but need some good one-liners to deal with heckers (usually ignorant and drunk) Can you give me the best answer?


Answers:

you could always say "shut ur mouth mines earning money"

or if its a women say"if you can do better go to my changing room and put a dress on.............but i doublt if the is enough lipstick in the tube to go round ur mouth................

or if you ever think of commiting suicide dont put your head in oven put the oven in ur mouth.

hope this helps


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