A drunk walks into a nightclub...?!
Question:
A drunk walks into a nightclub...?
and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her, places his hands up her skirt and starts stroking her thighs.
She jumps up out of her seat and slaps him stupid.
I'm sorry, he stammers. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.
You drunken worthless insufferable slob! screams the woman.
That's funny, says the drunk, you sound like her too.
Answers:
lol