Joke; sex life?!
Question:
Joke; sex life?
An 80 year old bloke was having an annual checkup. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh-oh!"
The man asked the doctor what the problem was.
"Well said the doctor, "You have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?"
"No," replied the man.
"Do you drink in excess?"
"No."
"Do you have a sex life?"
"Yes I do."
"Well, said the doctor, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life."
Looking perplexed, the old man said, "the LOOKING or the THINKING?"
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LMSIAOSFHISMS I thought you weren't gonna publish any more of my medical records Hun.? NO FAIR